This pretty much sums up the kind of day I am having...
Buster: MMMMAAAMMMAAA, emergency!
Me: What is the emergency?
Buster: I pee-peed on the floor.
Me: Oh Buster! Why did you pee on the floor?!?
Buster: Because it came out while I go poop in my underwear....don't worry Mama, I say sorry to Mickey already (as in the mickey on his underwear).